The cat left a gift

November 14, 2007

The other day, we were out with my sister-in-law doing fun stuff. When we returned home, our cat had left a little pile of poop in my sister-in-law’s guest bed. At first we thought he was protesting (he hasn’t done a protest poop in six years, but we figured it might have been time again), but we didn’t know what he was protesting… we fed him. We cuddled him. Everything seemed good.

Then, we realized the closet where we kept his litter had its door closed completely. If the closet door is mostly closed, he can still fidget it open with his paw, but if it’s closed completely, he can’t get in. Then we felt really bad and gave him a treat for having to put up with his bathroom door being closed. We pictured him whimpering pitifully in front of his bathroom door (Why won’t it open? It usually opens. I need to poop!).

Well, now we’ve taped the door so that it can never close completely. Our poor kitty. (Don’t worry—we washed the sheet after throwing out the poop pile.)

5 Responses to “The cat left a gift”

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